Crazy stuff
At Christmas the kids at the holiday club I run made up a new version of the Twelve Days of Christmas song. Here are the gruesome details - yes I know they don't make any sense at all. (Like the original makes a lot of sense!)
12 toilets flushing
11 annoying kids
10 teachers tutting
9 monkeys swinging
8 frozen keys
7 sausages praying
6 children playing
5 chocolate fingers
4 catalogues
3 french tourists
2 ninja turtles...
...
and a robin in a Christmas tree!
If you actually try singing the song with a group of mates (preferably, but not necessarily, kids) it is totally hilarious.
12 toilets flushing
11 annoying kids
10 teachers tutting
9 monkeys swinging
8 frozen keys
7 sausages praying
6 children playing
5 chocolate fingers
4 catalogues
3 french tourists
2 ninja turtles...
...
and a robin in a Christmas tree!
If you actually try singing the song with a group of mates (preferably, but not necessarily, kids) it is totally hilarious.




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